my chute is blooming out like spring

I am every character on Community except Pierce

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:19:53 -0400

I am every character on Community except Pierce

poopflow: the booty got me like

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:11:05 -0400

poopflow:

the booty got me like

feistyvelvet: I CAN’T EVEN, OMG

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:54:02 -0400

feistyvelvet:

I CAN’T EVEN, OMG

I really want to watch Doctor Who but I can’t even get halfway through Nine because it’s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:48:16 -0400

I really want to watch Doctor Who but I can’t even get halfway through Nine because it’s just emoTIONALLY EXHAUSTING I mean I can barely watch Supernatural and I’ve already invested seven seasons in that mess how am I gonna endure a NEW sad thing

velved: Awesome art prints: “Slaughterhouse Starlets” by Keith...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:46:00 -0400

velved:

Awesome art prints: “Slaughterhouse Starlets” by Keith P. Rein

"Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:43:17 -0400

“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.”

- - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

My bro is the BEST (Also fuck math)

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:59:02 -0400

My bro is the BEST

(Also fuck math)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:10:10 -0400

I’M GOING TO THROW UP WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:08:57 -0400

I’M GOING TO THROW UP WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

WE GET TO GO HOME!

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:06:02 -0400

WE GET TO GO HOME!

trumpetsandbookmarks: tomdiddleston: when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:12:16 -0400

trumpetsandbookmarks:

tomdiddleston:

when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next day i brought it back to him and i was like “omg i found this on the ground here u go” and we were friends from then on

so basically the moral of the story is if u ever want someone to notice u commit a criminal act on them and u will be friends maybe try kidnapping their pets or something

Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:54:11 -0400

fallenfromthetardis:

lordzantrifreya:

how could one not reblog this?

I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.

m0iety: Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:41:50 -0400

m0iety:

Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.

OR SOME BUTTERY RICE OMG RIIIIICE

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:37:32 -0400

OR SOME BUTTERY RICE OMG RIIIIICE

rabioheab: if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:29:51 -0400

rabioheab:

if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.

so I apparently have ‘insulin resistance’ which long story short means no carbs of any...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:11:36 -0400

so I apparently have ‘insulin resistance’ which long story short means no carbs of any kind for the foreseeable future if I don’t want to get diabetes/if I ever want to successfully lose weight

and I have successfully made it through one day and I would pretty much kill someone for a crusty loaf of bread

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:10:53 -0400

Emily Blunt to reunite with 'Prada' co-star Meryl Streep in 'Into the Woods'

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:35:13 -0400

Emily Blunt to reunite with 'Prada' co-star Meryl Streep in 'Into the Woods':

mrsmerylstreep:

Emily Blunt is in talks to join Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp (The Lone Ranger), Jake Gyllenhaal and Chris Pine (Star Trek Into Darkness) in Into the Woods, a film adaptation of the Stephen Sondheim musical.

+ Christine Baranski as Cinderella’s stepmother.

cosplayculture: Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:33:32 -0400

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

thefrogman: Thousands of helicopter seeds are falling from our...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:31:39 -0400

thefrogman:

Thousands of helicopter seeds are falling from our tree and many of them are getting trapped in our chairs. Like a little army of trees that will never be.