This happens to me every time I’m in a show!
Submitted by Mattie :)
inb4 the lot of you that work as costumers complain about this one- I KNOW :p
Once I menstruated on a costume
That I was borrowing from the ALL-BOY’S school that was doing the production
So I made up this bullshit excuse about having sweated on it so I could frantically wash it